Illinois man orders custom beer-can coffin SOUTH CHICAGO HEIGHTS, Ill. (AP) - Bill Bramanti will love Pabst Blue Ribbon eternally, and he's got the custom-made beer-can casket to prove it. "I actually fit, because I got in here," said Bramanti of South Chicago Heights. The 67-year-old Glenwood village administrator doesn't plan on needing it anytime soon, though. He threw a party Saturday for friends and filled his silver coffin - designed in Pabst's colors of red, white and blue - with ice and his favorite brew. "Why put such a great novelty piece up on a shelf in storage when you could use it only the way Bill Bramanti would use it?" said Bramanti's daughter, Cathy Bramanti, 42. Bramanti ordered the casket from Panozzo Bros. Funeral Home in Chicago Heights, and Scott Sign Co. of Chicago Heights designed the beer can. In the immortal words of Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet: "Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
Brawlizard
Hey I still check it at least once a day during the week ;)
And yes that's quite the coffin idea.
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WrathSkull
It's me and you Brawl... the board could do worse
Paul "Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it... All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!"
Vizier
Clicks fucking piss me off.
Five bucks says there's ewoks on 581c.
Brawlizard
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. -Niels Bohr
WrathSkull
Wait Viz you're part of the click....
Paul "Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it... All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!"
Vizier
So, are we a click within a click, then?
Five bucks says there's ewoks on 581c.
WrathSkull
yes the three people who post at least once a week. Anybody's welcome, but we three are the only ones who have joined.
Paul "Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it... All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!"
Greymorn
Ooooo! ooooo! I want in! Can I join puhleeeeeeeeeeese?!?
We can resurrect this forum!
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WrathSkull
Ok we have 4 person board now. Any other takers?
Paul "Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it... All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!"
Castlin
somehow my frontpage got cached and it didn't look like any new posts had been made in weeks. good thing i hit F5.
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