The return address may have been a bit presumptious, but funny nonetheless

WrathSkull

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Cards From Heaven Have Dead Man Talking

 

Dec 25, 11:17 AM (ET)

ASHLAND, Ore. (AP) - Even in death, Chet Fitch is a card. Fitch, known for his sense of humor, died in October at age 88 but gave his friends and family a start recently: Christmas cards, 34 of them, began arriving - written in his hand with a return address of "Heaven."

The greeting read: "I asked Big Guy if I could sneak back and send some cards. At first he said no; but at my insistence he finally said, 'Oh well, what the heaven, go ahead but don't (tarry) there.' Wish I could tell you about things here but words cannot explain.

"Better get back as Big Guy said he stretched a point to let me in the first time, so I had better not press my luck. I'll probably be seeing you (some sooner than you think). Wishing you a very Merry Christmas. Chet Fitch"

A friend for nearly 25 years, Debbie Hansen Bernard said, "All I could think was, 'You little stinker.'"

"It was amazing," she said. "Just so Chet, always wanting to get the last laugh."

The mailing was a joke Fitch worked on for two decades with his barber, Patty Dean, 57. She told the Ashland Daily Tidings this week that he kept updating the mailing list and giving her extra money when postal rates went up. This fall, she said, Fitch looked up to her from the chair.

"You must be getting tired of waiting to mail those cards," he told her. "I think you'll probably be able to mail them this year."

He died a week later.

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Chet is my hero.

When you get my posthumous cards, be afraid. Be very afraid.

At my most bad-ass I make people feel like they want to take a shower. - Moist, Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

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This is where we miss a former board member who was obsessed with communication from beyond the grave... I don't know if his posts on the subject made it over from the old site or not...

Paul "Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it... All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!"

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This is sort of like those safe deposit box/dead man's trigger schemes, but with joy instead of blackmail or explosions. 

WrathSkull wrote:
This is where we miss a former board member who was obsessed with communication from beyond the grave...

Not really, no. 

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or not eek

Paul "Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it... All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!"