Cuchulain v Wolverine

Vizier

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Not only does the following, and more, occur when Cuchulain enters his battle rage, but also the following: 1) he is unable to receive injury of any form, 2) though he may slaughter thousands, no blood is ever seen to touch him, and 3) a Battle Hump protrudes from his back.

Cuchulain's battle rage

Before going into battle Cúchulain undergoes a transformation known as his ríastrad [battle fury, battle frenzy, warp spasm, etc.; gen. rístarthae]. When this overtakes him, he becomes a fearsome figure such as never been seen before. Every part of him quivers like a bulrush in a running stream. His calves, hams and heels shift to the front, and his feet and knees to the back, while the muscles stand out like the head of a baby. One eye is engulfed deep within his head, the other protrudes. His mouth meets his ears, foam pours from his jaws like the fleece of a three-year-old whether. The beats of his heart sound like the roar of a lion as he rushes to his prey. A column of dark blood spurts forth from his scalp and scatters in four directions, forming a mist of gloom. Then a projection emerges from Cúchlain's head like a horn but the size of a man's fist; it is the *lón láith/laíth [light of the hero(?)], which signals that he ready to fight.

*lón láith (laoich) [Ir. champions light]. Light beam projecting from Cúchlain's forehead as he goes into battle.

Castlin

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Dude also throws spears with his feet, which is pretty badass.

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WrathSkull

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My brother's favorite myth... I'll go with the C-man for that reason alone, but also can't rule out one of the best drinking songs ever the Pogues "Sick Bed of Cuchulain"

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Vizier

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Also, I tend to think of Cuchulain as the Grandfather of Wolvy.
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LowellNumba1

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Cuchulain, hands down.

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Castlin

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Why would a battle rage make your legs turn backwards?

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Greymorn

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I don't want to think about the psychadelic drugs required to generate that myth. It makes the Book of Revelation read like the New York Times.

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Vizier

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Castlin wrote:
Why wouldn't a battle rage make your legs turn backwards?

Corrected.

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Vigo

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Don't forget his salmon jump. Or trout, all I know is it is a fish and he jump like it. Supposedly very amazing stuff. I would bet on the Dog.

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Vizier

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Quote:
"The Warp-Spasm overtook him : it seemed each hair was hammered into his head, so sharply they shot upright. You would swear a fire-speck tipped each hair. He squeezed one eye narrower than the eye of a needle; he opened the other wider than the mouth of a goblet. He bared his jaws to the ear; he peeled back his lips to the eye-teeth till his gullet showed. The hero-halo rose up from the crown of his head."

Can I roll Cuchulain?

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badjuju

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Yeah, a battle-hump and backwards legs make him seem a lot less badass.

But still, I'll take old myths over new.

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