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So Karaoke is Saturday night.  I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO SING

 

This is a serious problem.  I mean, Big Bottom is pretty much karaoke perfection, but I can't just bust that out every time or it'll lose its charm.  I'm not sure if I should go the Bon Jovi route, the Boy Band route, or something totally unexpected like some Britney Spears.  Man I may just have to get obnoxiously drunk and none of this will be a problem. 

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Castlin

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I'm thinking you could also include pretty much any song by the Bloodhound Gang for the effect you're looking for. Let's just take a sample from "Heavy Fine":

FOXTROT UNIFORM CHARLIE KILO - Bloodhound Gang
   ----------------------------------------------
   Vulcanize the whoopee stick
   In the ham wallet 

   Cattle prod the oyster ditch
   With the lap rocket 

   Batter dip the cranny ax
   In the gut locker 

   Retrofit the pudding hatch
   Ooh la la
   With the boink swatter 

   If i get you in the loop
   when I make a point to be straight with you then
   In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
   I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
   I don't wanna beat around the bush 

   Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
   Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo 

   Marinate the nether rod
   In the squish mitten 

   Power drill the yippee bog
   With the dude piston 

   Pressure wash the quiver bone
   In the bitch wrinkle 

   Cannonball the fiddle cove
   Ooh la la
   With the pork steeple 

   If i get you in the loop
   when I make a point to be straight with you then
   In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
   I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
   I don't wanna beat around the bush 

   Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
   Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo 

   Put the you know what in the you know where
   Put the you know what in the you know where
   Put the you know what in the you know where
   Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

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