So Karaoke is Saturday night. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO SING
This is a serious problem. I mean, Big Bottom is pretty much karaoke perfection, but I can't just bust that out every time or it'll lose its charm. I'm not sure if I should go the Bon Jovi route, the Boy Band route, or something totally unexpected like some Britney Spears. Man I may just have to get obnoxiously drunk and none of this will be a problem.

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Castlin
I'm thinking you could also include pretty much any song by the Bloodhound Gang for the effect you're looking for. Let's just take a sample from "Heavy Fine":
FOXTROT UNIFORM CHARLIE KILO - Bloodhound Gang
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Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter
If i get you in the loop
when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple
If i get you in the loop
when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
Brevity is the soul of