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So Karaoke is Saturday night.  I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO SING

 

This is a serious problem.  I mean, Big Bottom is pretty much karaoke perfection, but I can't just bust that out every time or it'll lose its charm.  I'm not sure if I should go the Bon Jovi route, the Boy Band route, or something totally unexpected like some Britney Spears.  Man I may just have to get obnoxiously drunk and none of this will be a problem. 

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Khaylin

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Don't worry.  I will sign you up for a couple of surprise songs when I get there.

 You're welcome.

Guff

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you realize I know the words to like 4 songs right

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LowellNumba1

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Go for the Bon Jovi, or maybe another Spinal Tap song. Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You, Tonight is a great song.

"You're too young/And I'm too well-hung."

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Darren

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We are Karaokeing Saturday night?

Guff

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yes asshole we told you that saturday night

 

they don't have any other spinal tap, believe me I checked 

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LowellNumba1

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I'll do karaoke again.

Did they have Dio? Holy Diver is pretty much the shizz.

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Khaylin

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LowellNumba1 wrote:

I'll do karaoke again.

Did they have Dio? Holy Diver is pretty much the shizz.

You didn't "do" karaoke the last three times; you cannot do it "again". This is akin to The S'Mores Paradox.

LowellNumba1

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Yeah, I didn't know how to word it. I had also considered saying "I'll go drinking with you guys" but I didn't really drink either, since I am the driver.

"I will happily show up to nurse a beer while watching other people sing karaoke" didn't have much of a ring to it, but if it's realism you crave...

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Khaylin

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I often go with, "I'M DOWN!"  It's ambiguous, but gets the point across well enough.

thekindestbud

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LowellNumba1 wrote:

"I will happily show up to nurse a beer while watching other people sing karaoke" didn't have much of a ring to it, but if it's realism you crave...

 

whoa castlin must have his hands full with you, crazy girl 

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